Jim Henderson wrote:
> I'm sure there's a hole in his wall where he has been hitting his head 
> repeatedly the past couple of months.

My favorite was

"Your email server is down.  It's not my computer, because when I telnet to 
port 25, I get no connection. Is your server down?"

"I can't help you with that, but I can help you reinstall your email client."

"That has nothing to do with it if your server is down. Can *you* get to the 
server?"

"No, but that might be due to any number of r easons."

D'oh!

-- 
Darren New, San Diego CA, USA (PST)
   Forget "focus follows mouse." When do
   I get "focus follows gaze"?

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